Wednesday 11 March 2009

What Goes Up...

I hate department stores with escalators that lift you gracefully to upper floors, but when you land there you find the only way back down is by the old knee crunching medieval stairs. Isn't that like false advertising or something? If they bring me up by escalator, don't I have some sort of consumer right to an escalator back down?..

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

No, you only have a right to get there and spend, the logistics of getting back are entirely up to you.
Similar to the way the economy is goin right now, but a reverse kind of thing.

mgb said...

You should consider only shopping in Department Stores that sell Parachutes. Or Jet Packs!