Oi Dyson!

More proof that James Dyson wasted his life. Meet Hetty. Ain't she pretty?

It Sucks...

Have you seen those ads for the new Dyson vacuum cleaner; you know the one with the ball for going around corners? Looks like that James Dyson fella has come up with another well engineered product. But I gotta say, in spite of being vastly technically superior, I actually don’t know anyone nor have I met anyone who owns a Dyson vacuum. Whereas I’ve know lots of people who own Henry the Vacuum. You know Henry, he’s the cute vacuum cleaner with the big eyes and his nose cleverly doubles up as the hose!

So are the fancy-schmancy Dyson vacuum cleaners are a classic example of over thinking? Mr. Dyson, you’ve wasted your life developing the “revolutionary” Cyclone system. All you really needed to do was print some cutesy eyes on a standard hoover and make it available in 3 different colours. We love you Henry!

Separated at Birth..

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