Saturday 7 March 2009

Blowin' Sh!te...

I see a lot of "new and improved" hand dyers in toilets these days all claiming to use less power, dry your hands quicker, be kinder to the environment and save money. But as far as I can see the only difference between these new fangled models and the old ones is that the new ones just blow a bit faster. So how come nobody thought of this before? Did it really take global warming, an energy crisis and a worldwide credit crunch to give those at the cutting edge of hand dryer technology, the groundbreaking idea of turning the air speed up a notch or two on these puppies? Hence, when it comes to brilliant minds, saving the planet and getting you out of the jacks that bit quicker, let's hear it for those unsung heros of the hand dryer industry. Fair play to ye lads.

1 comment:

Ronan Skehill said...

bugaboo time - it can't be "new and improved". Something is either New or Improved.